Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian
Customs agent stops them and tells them: "It'sa illegallo to putto 5
peopolle in a Quattro."
- "Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver.
- "Quattro meanso four" replies the Italian official
- "Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile", the Germans retort
unbelievingly. Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons."
- "You can'ta pulla thato one on me!", replies the Italian customs agent.
- "Quattro meansa four. You havo fiveo peopolle ina your car and you are
thereforra breakingo the law."
The German driver replies angrily: - "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over,
I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!"
"Sorry", responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2
guys in a Fiat Uno."
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